Jimmybander

I just pay their premiums in order to avoid all the hassles you described. It’s a bitch.

Duh, Firefox. This is not a problem.

Sounds like what a Beemer driver would say. -Love a Volvo driver.

Use your turn signal!

Then, he called that guy the N word on stage during his stand up routine. Stupid Kramer.

Peace is waning.

Blue Bell. They killed people with their listeria negligence.

Most of our machines at my office run Win 10 or 11 and we haven’t had the blue screen. I was wondering why we hadn’t experienced this. Still don’t know.

These comments could be part of an episode of Qi.

Fuck MONDAY

The deaths of certain people.

I write and speak the word please quite a lot. In all of my emails when requesting things for work or pleasure I use it. I was raised in the US South and I think it’s very common practice here to teach kids in such a way. My own kids are being taught the same. I can’t obviously speak for the rest of Western society though.

Oh, but, antisemitism is the problem. Yeah. It seems like the Israelis have completely forgotten what happen to the Jews in Germany. No concern or compassion for history.

Good for them. Tap your domestic wealth.

Me in the 90s as a kid. My uncle had a Mac. One button on the mouse. I’m like wtf is this? Two buttons too complicated? Never looked back.

It’s as if you’ve read my mind.

Bourbon and Coca-Cola Classic w/ice Sometimes a double.

Why: I want a cocktail that can get me drunk quickly. The coke is sweet and masks the disgusting alcohol flavour.

Thanks, Petro Bot 9001!

Stores are becoming less relevant by the day.

Yeah I’m an alpha male. No. Jesus. I’m saying you can’t just run away when your home and entire life is under threat from a source of power. When would you stop running?