this is based, as @nincodedo mentioned before it’s cursed they don’t all do this

ewww, imagine how many people have breathed over that water trough

so much fucking win

remember kids it has absolutely nothing to do with powerful individuals and governments manipulating the masses ~ signed the tuskegee syphilis experiment

The Venn diagram of those that would watch a Chick Fil A streaming service, NCAA College football families and fans of Professional wrestling is a complete circle

the germans killed all the funny people, and i’m the funny people the germans killed, in such numbers there are only 15 million of us left in the entire world

I hate the ownershit of Chick Fil A so very much, the Cathy’s are awful homophobic born agains who’ve donated millions to anti lgbtq+ legislation in the united states, and third world nations, that still does so much harm today. Someone nicknamed it Hate Chicken, and that’s all I’ve ever considered it since. Hate Chicken. Fuck a Chick Fil A.

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“oh here comes kolanaki, he buys a lot of wee wee pads for his wolfdog, we can tell because we just pinged his phone and smartwatch, let’s up the price by 30%, our records for the last 5 years, indicate he’s running out of wee wee pads right now, and our outside data collectors have told us he never buys them anywhere else, and should pay the premium”

and if they pull and rfid off your phone, or a bluetooth/wifi ping to of the apps you have running in the background like the walmart app, and are pricing per individual, it won’t matter what time you go to shop, your price is gonna be your price whenever you show up

I guess we’ll have to take photos of every item we pick from the shelves, so if the register attempts to charge more, or somehow misses a sale, we will have to get our phones out and say hey this was the price when i picked it. Great. Fantastic. Precisely the sort of simplicity and ease to be expected of advanced technology.

well, it sure wasn’t a republican

try fitting a case over that now

everybody’s gotta have a code, man

you’ve fallen for it

when they group in a pack they can’t help but howl, it’s in their dna

everybody’s got a thing

If you bring the charges, you must be prepared bring the charge

enshitification of the foundational software of today’s global technology, i wonder how that’s going to turn out

I have never said this to another man, lol, I have never thought of saying this to another man