Yeah because dying in a stupid and completely preventable way because you’re a paranoid idiot is objectively hilarious. Next question

It sounds like you have a sensory perception disorder, that is not most people’s reactions to those situations. A good home theater system will probably be more comfortable for you.

Really? I’ve never heard it used that way, not even by old people. Maybe it evolved out of that usage a long time ago

In America we say “it is what it is” or “good enough for government work” to communicate a similar vibe. Sounds sophisticated when you say it in Japanese tho

Damaging an aircraft is a serious felony, and you don’t own the airspace above your house so you legally can’t interfere with them. You think the people at Amazon haven’t thought about this? That thing will be covered in cameras and microphones, you won’t be able to touch it without being charged.

Ah yes sweet manmade horrors beyond my comprehension

It’s missing bald faced hornets, which in addition to being ill tempered jerks like yellow jackets, can memorize faces of people who they perceive as a threat and will single them out of a group to attack.

You’d better be leaving your phone at home every time you drive that car or you’ve defeated the point

I can switch to Matrix and talk to the two other users on this platform! Can’t wait!

My case rests, the seller of the book provided you a valuable service then by making a product available to you that you otherwise wouldn’t be able to get, and you’re mad that they made a little money for their time?

Ok, don’t buy it online then go get it from the thrift store yourself. Oh that takes valuable time and effort? Guess that’s why it was marked up, peoples’ time is worth money.