That’s so weird. When I used to trick-or-treat (not murican so it was different ofc, and also we went to apartment doors instead of houses) I always assumed that if someone had a candy bowl it was just because they weren’t home that night, and I think I preferred it when they answered the door and gave us the candy themselves. It was nice to show off my costume and perhaps even get a compliment from an adult pretending to be scared.

Yeah, ChatGPT is programmed to be a robotic yes-man.

Ah, demanding you to pay or die. Isn’t capitalism grand?

Well you are not going to be super rich, and even if you were, there probably would be tons of people who have to live in hell 24/7 in order for you to be super rich.

Do you want some salt with that boot?

Yeees, totally normal and culty at all…

Train your children properly and you shouldn’t need to use parental controls to control their screen time.

Exactly! I’ve always thought that kids should be taught to exercise healthy limits on their own, because after all, some day they are going to be adults and won’t have anyone but themselves preventing them from eating nothing but ice cream, running into traffic, and playing Minecraft for 14 hours.

Kids are people who deserve freedom and privacy. Teach them internet safety and common sense, and make sure they can always talk to you without the fear of punishment if they saw something they shouldn’t have.

that’s what she said

what drinkers???

I don’t have much advice, besides wearing an expensive-looking suit, but if you have the chance to take pics, we want to see the interior too!

Okay, that’s really smart!

That’d require planning tho.

Go shoplift anything I want. Snack/trinket party!

Freedommm!!

Use only textiles made of cotton, wool or linen (I recommend linen in summer and wool in winter, since cotton isn’t very good at conserving your body heat), look for a bamboo toothbrush, avoid foods in plastic packaging (this can sadly be difficult) and only put them in ceramic, metal or glass containers.

I assume your goal is to minimise the amount of microplastics inside your body, so the materials that touch your food are a priority. The amount of microplastics in your food or drink also depends on how long they are in contact with plastic. For example, if you have juice in a plastic bottle, drinking it right away or putting it in a plasticless container would probably result in less microplastics than storing it in the said bottle.

If you are more concerned about nature, try shopping at second-hand stores.

hell yea

Time to switch to Invidious.

Try checking out the comment section on pretty much any post mentoning Islam.

To completion? What a coward, a real man would have stayed there and finished the job