Institutions need a place to live, too!

Thank God we’re the good guys!

They’re now saying that temperature was a sensor anomaly.

I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

Maybe their family members committed acts they didn’t want to be associated with.

Imagine that being your hero.

When I think of superhuman origins, I think of a 5’7 elderly Indian man.

Truly the beacon of freedom in the Middle East.

Honestly, it must just feel like the whole world is against them.

$10 says it happened once.

Seems like a really slow way to make corn.

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Though it also looks like a pretty sparse crowd relative to the recent pro-Palestinian rallies in Israel.

That’ll show 'em.

He must be introducing himself. Good ol’ Helf, always waving at passersby.

That makes so much sense.

For every you, there’s a woman who feels compelled to pet me because of my beard. I’ll take that trade-off.

No cayenne in the hollandaise seems like a terrible idea, even if it’s by the book.

Pretty much covers all the bases.

Moreover, despite faking the whole thing, he was still somehow too soft to hack it. He literally couldn’t handle pretend homelessness.