Mayor Poopington

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

Is anyone on fortnite old enough to vote?

Huh. I’ve never noticed that before

Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.

You would have hated my highschool essays

I have no idea what you mean

My guess it’s from the Change Healthcare breach back in Feb.

Change Healthcare just announced data for 100 million people was stolen when they got breached back in Feb. They handle all kinds of pharmacy stuff so I imagine this will happen a lot here on out.

Behind the Bastards literally has an episode about this.

I’m not a big fan of the fentanyl either

Generally I would agree. but after reading the first couple paragraphs, I think I gotta back the police up on this one.

I broke the cycle last night. And the night before. And the night before that.

Theres that bot that posts a piped link, but I blocked it because the videos never loaded

With enough people and equipment, anything is possible. I’m sure the JDAMs did most of the heavy lifting.

I bet op is one of those hippies that doesn’t like their SMTP tested on animals

I will become rich and famous when I invent a device that can stab someone in the face over the Internet

Well that’s much more catastrophic than I expected.

Because of the fan?

Had no idea raw flour wasn’t safe. The store bought safe cookie dough always tastes like cardboard to me

Because I will eat fistfuls of raw cookie dough. Raw eggs are safe where I’m at anyways.