This is exactly the analogy I use even trying to explain fediverse to normies.

IDK I just kinda like being on the OG instance/the instance with the devs. Also why I am on mastodon.social.

I deleted it and just use a rss reader to access any subs I care about.

Basically just ripoff Apollo entirely.

You have to remember that the vast majority of people are, for lack of a better word, pretty dumb. You say the word “fediverse” and their eyes cross.