They should eat each other. It’s the only ethical choice.

24th out of 102 should not be considered “dumber than average”.

Isn’t, by definition, a score of 100 in the test supposed to be average…? If so, 98 would definitely be below average, though not by much.

Wait until you learn about Steller’s sea cows…

Yeah. Turns out penguins have been extinct for almost two centuries, and what we’ve been calling penguins are a completely unrelated type of bird that just happens to look vaguely similar.

It’s Russia, after all. Their entire history has been often summarised as “… and then things got worse”.

I hate when they do this.

They never call in advance, and always show up when I’m about to leave.

And then they want to stay and eat, and I can’t give them what I already had taken out of the freezer because it has gluten, or lactose, or whatever they can’t eat today, so I have to throw it away and rush out to buy something they can eat, and cook it, and whatnot.

It’s not that I don’t like them, mind, but the least they could do is call the day before or earlier so I could organise and get everything ready. 😤

He wasn’t some revolutionary, though… he’d just watched Taxi Driver about fifteen times and wanted to impress Jodie Foster (who, it must be noted, was twelve when shooting the film, and barely eighteen when Hinckley shot Reagan).

I very much doubt he’d have become an idol, given that.

he almost saved America

It would have been entirely accidentally, though.

He didn’t shoot Reagan for being Reagan, he shot him because he wanted to impress Jodie Foster after developing an obsession with her (who’d been twelve when filming and was eighteen at the time of the attempt on Reagan’s life) after watching Taxi Driver about fifteen times.

He didn’t shoot Reagan for any of the billions of reasons Reagan deserved to be shot for, though… he did it as an attempt to impress Jodie Foster after developing an obsession with her after watching Taxi Driver about fifteen times.

It’s important to note that Foster had been twelve when shooting the film, and that even the deranged and mentally ill protagonist of said film abandons any sexual interest on her character the instant he becomes aware of her age, despite her being a child prostitute, and that the character said protagonist was trying to impress by shooting a politician was in her twenties (Foster was barely eighteen when Hinckley shot Reagan).

This is from 2016…

Turning off or rebooting your computer isn’t good for it.

(It’s not as bad as turning it on, of course, but once you’ve made that mistake you should leave it on.)

Yes, yes you do.

But, for anyone else, here’s what it means.

And the origin:

Just checked. Mine still say this:

Comment redacted in protest against Reddit’s deranged attacks against third party apps, the community, and common sense.

See ya’ll in Lemmy or Kbin once this embarrassment of a site is done enshittifying itself out of existence.

Monetize this, u/spez, you greedy little pigboy. 🖕

(I edited them manually, though, so maybe it’s that…)

Yeah, but million to one chances succeed nine times out of ten!

Right in the voonerables!

Just use some fake easy to remember number, like 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3, for instance.

Aren’t they aware that the TV series is based on a book series…? If anyone owns the name it’d be George R.R. Martin…

It just wants to touch your rusty spoons.

Fucking Ea-nāṣir and his sub-standard copper…

Sounds reasonable, France certainly does seem to be in urgent need for a hero of legend.