When you put the screen on the wrong side…

Jerboa

You have to put the text above the second :::

You used the spoiler wrong because the answer is always seen

Relatable

Or absurdism

He will never become a real boy

“I drink to forget. I want to forget because I’m ashamed. I’m ashamed that I drink.”

Big upvote for admitting your error.

In general, emoticons are easy to write with a normal keyboard, otherwise they don’t fulfill their job of being useable in normal conversations. Exceptions are few ones that include kana which for Japanese people are easy to write but which were adopted by westerners like the shrug emoticon I have to google each time but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fun fact: Japanese emoticons are called kaomoji (face characters) and developed independently from western emoticons. Emoji means “picture character” and is etymological unrelated to emoticon or emotion or anything.

Fun fact: Japanese emoticons have more focus on the eyes and western ones on the mouth which is a general thing in the cultures. Compare Manga and western comics and the former have big eyes and a small mouth and the latter has the other way around

Is it? It loos a bit different but both are _, aren’t they?

You can’t choose every decade. It jumps from now to 2070 without a step in between. Pretty disappointing. I was looking for 2040s music. I guess it will take years until they add that.

With an honorable mention for the cocktail fork. If you don’t want to drink it, at least use a spoon

Why would you eat a table?

Not exactly. They are governmental drones but as such a very real threat

Maybe they are for you…

…in that case you are delusional. Seek help

I found the odd one out: tamagotchis aren’t pets, they aren’t even real

double choc

Muricans using anything but metric

One ship needs 1 week to cross the ocean. How long does it take 2 ships?

It’s the gardener. It’s always the gardener