…yeah, my inner twelve-year-old would rock this house so hard: blockbuster party friday night, cartoons saturday morning, bike ride to the candy store then GI joes in the backyard saturday afternoon, SNICK followed by staying up way too late playing D+D saturday night, more D+D sunday morning, then jetski rides and a hot dog cookout before wrapping up the weekend with amazing stories, the young indiana jones chronicles, star trek, and finally falling asleep in my bunk bed…
…that looks pretty modestly-sized in the foreground, honestly…
(this is a huge red flag:)
…only three hundred grand for a house which violates the f*ck out of international building code, fire code, and life safety code; nice!..
…what are the odds of even more egregious DIY violations of electricial, mechanical, and plumbing code which we can’t see in casual realtor photos?..
“Wisk gets ring-around-the-collar and your whole wash clean.”
…multi-whole-grain sourdough and way more dairy than i should be eating…
…NCSA mosaic won the web, absolutely; in truth i think it gave a lot of us an excuse to upgrade from terminals and shell accounts…
…i remember going to our computer lab in the early nineties and seeing a flyer about this new protocol called the world wide web, thinking to myself in what way is that better than gopher?..
…last week i learned that the cafeteria food i grew up with was scratch-made; the reason it tasted the same everywhere wasn’t because they all bought prepared foods from the same distributors, but because they all used the same USDA-provided recipes…
…wikipedia’s editorial process trends toward unbiased information over time…
9.3 bits / 1:628.3
(ipadOS / safari)
…how do they quantify 3/10 of a bit?..
…there are at least three of us!..
…i thought little people lived in my parents’ radio and television who put on shows for us…
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…i ate a fifteen-year-old bag of craisins sunday night; they were good!..
(my bowels disagreed monday morning, though)
…wendy’s has frosties; whataburger has dr. pepper shakes…
…can i reposition my taskbar?..no?..then it’s not the f*cking same…
…they say we die four deaths: first with the end of our own life, second with the memories of those who knew us, third with tales forgotten by people we never knew, and finally as our mark on the world crumbles to dust…
trinkets sing on the desert wind behind here
where ghosts have laid their final claims to rest
of who they were and what they thought they’d stayed for
has crumbled in their last dusty caress
they were blind
…i think the early stages will be fuzzy over the next four years but the `states will be fully engaged within six…