The narcissism doesn’t fall far from the tree

In the realm of video games, do whatever makes you feel happy.

Plot twist: it did hit in 2012. Any survivors had their consciousnesses uploaded to simulation.

If it’s trained on Facebook and Instagram posts, it will be a troll and an idiot.

Maybe it expands your life perspective enough to make you seek fulfillment outside the grind.

Another fun fact that is equally shocking: you can’t spell Wednesday as “When’s Day”.

Someone please translate this to English.

Maybe Australia should bring back the death penalty.

Unstable Diffusion

Good luck teaching most languages if the word “gender” is banned.

The workers are tired of dealing with endless red tape and clueless customers. Plus they aren’t compensated based on how good the customer service is.

I have cat-like night vision, and can see just fine in lighting that most people would call “pitch black”.

We all wear masks…metaphorically speaking, we suppress the id, our darkest desires, and adopt a more socially acceptable image.