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5 months agoIf “mildly infuriating” is just a synonym for “annoying” then I’d say this post nails the theme perfectly.
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10·5 months agoBut why did we evolve a hook & loop clasp to hold the top of our skull closed?
1·5 months agoThere has to be inconsistent things like in all languages to give comedians material. Just like English-speaking comedians can make jokes about driving on a parkway and parking in a driveway. Chinese comedians have surely made jokes about tally mark 5 vs the symbol for 5.
Same. iPhone SE 2nd generation. On what ever app has a blue mouse icon.
163·6 months agoAh! Ok. Now I know what’s going on with her.
She must have once had a long term relationship with a guy with a crossdressing kink but he kept it secret from her. She eventually found out and it ended their relationship and she is bitter about it. So now she’s expanding her bitterness towards any trans woman, which, as far as I can tell – I haven’t looked into it, is an entirely different thing. Metaphorically, her ex used to cheat on her by playing golf, so no she hates all sports that involve hitting balls.
Pun not intended.
Thankfully I’ve always been somewhat off center, so I was always upfront
2·7 months agoImpressive. What did Ira Byock claim that Margaret Mead said was the first sign of civilization?
Ouch! Ma neck!
I prefer the original Pork Lips Now. It’s about literal grocery clerks who send a literal errand boy to literally collect on a bill.
I feel like you’re taking a shot at Fun Boy Three.
Since no one mentioned this yet…Take a coin with a head on it. Put the grove over the raised face with groove side up. Press both ends of the pill down with thumbs. It breaks the pill along the groove.
3 days in box that’s 4 by 11 meters with 2 other dudes.
Fuck. I thought he knew some serious shit & that he was confident that billionaires would not be around much longer
The instructions also list an FTC form for you to use.
The guy that said DUI and DWI are the same is wrong.
First, states have different blood alcohol levels that qualify as intoxicated.
Second, assume you are driving funny on a Friday night and a cop pulls you over. They will test your blood alcohol level using breathalyzer. If it shows you have been drinking but your blood alcohol levels is below the legal intoxication level, then that is a DUI, and it is a lesser offense.
Last I heard, some states like Texas don’t even have such a thing as DUI. It used be and still might be, that if you are not intoxicated then the cops will force you to get a ride home but there is no criminal charge.
DWI means you were caught driving with a blood alcohol level that is above the legal intoxication limit. In most states, the legal intoxication level is so high that if you actually go over it then you are certainly very obviously drunk. This is a much more serious charge.