probably2high@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s ErectionsEnglish
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5 days agoIt’s like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you’ve ever felt.
Well, in the case of the OP, the alternative is the manufacturer: https://www.ifixit.com/Tools