Yes, I definitely want to be chased by an armed cop for fun.

Why are they armed??

That sounds gay

guess what! caused by deforestation! who could’ve seen this coming??

Just one more reason to pirate

Yeah actually, any non-spam email should always address you by name and that’s a rule. Many services also have this in their e-mail footers “This e-mail is for XXXXX” etc. because a typical mass sent garbage mail won’t know your name.

Google Currents is the Google strategy of “The Less Products I Have The Better”

James David Vance the Couch Penetrance

omg childless cat ladies are the greatest evil

Cocaine Shark

TRUMP DIES

But

AN OCEAN GETS NAMED AFTER HIM

Will you press the button?

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Lots of VSCode extensions appear to assume manual save is on, so if you have autosave, they spam notifications like crazy. “Ooh you have syntax error in your config, please fix this now >:(((((”

Notifications were what made me abandon vscode lol

Yeah!! Didn’t expect to see ghostwriter mentioned here but it really is the best

We don’t have any other options here :(

lmaoo they remotely update router software whenever they feel like it here. that means losing internet for half an hour without any warning :)