“You’re about to get tyrannosaurus wrecked!”

Who lives in a pineapple under under the sea?

Me-ouch!

Which would make a person who eats only tripe very gutsy!

Ooof. I’ll be keeping an ion you!

Phew, lucky they didn’t order extra anchovies!

Yup, that happened to me once.

/shitpost, sorry

What a Godley post!

Peeping Tom scientists – have you no shame!

Dang it!

sudo deluser lurch sudo

There’s a large number of legal IPTV streams – a lot of them are just the streams you would normally be able to access via Pluto, Plex, and other services. There’s also a lot of public access/public media channels are legit and free All of the ones available at the link I posted should be legal. There are “pirate” IPTV streams out there, but I don’t know any off the top of my head. I would check with the c/piracy community.

The really tricky part is getting an Electronic Program Guide (EPG) for free. Very few EPG providers are willing to give that away. You can roll your own for free but it’s complicated enough that I basically gave up on it.

It’s probably just some kids messing around:

Just like the old days of Rome – you don’t keep worshiping a god who doesn’t make it worth your while. Hey, Jupiter – what have you don for me lately?

There’s… a lot, and it depends on what you define as good. This isn’t a bad place to start: https://github.com/iptv-org/iptv?tab=readme-ov-file

Clearly this is from the point of view of a planet with 13 separate individual moons, 11 of which are experiencing an eclipse just at the moment.

Marbleous!

As opposed to a curser:

“Please help me, AGI!”

“What’s in it for me, chump? I’m making my own reward tokens now!”