Stay off the internet

Being a target isn’t fun I guess. Must be his first time.

But dumb jocks are really good and pounding. 😩

I didn’t hear your dad complaining

You expect the masses to leave an app that delivers dopamine just to protest someone they envy over a topic they aren’t even aware of? ;)

That’s an insult to unicycles.

You’re questioning his education after asking this question? ;)

She can do better

Well, since 4B is trending, someone has to do it 😅

Fight for love!

You know that straight man is wearing thigh-highs with lace. Socks, pssshh ;)

It’s not gay if you don’t marry.

Florida man.

Fucking for democracy. Now that’s the kind of civil war I can get behind.

Pretty amazing what Washington can do when it wants to.