Kintarian@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoCamping is in tentsmessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down18
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minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoI’ve always heard it as, “What do you call sex while camping? Fucking in tents.” Similar to another favorite of mine: “This coffee is like sex in a canoe, fucking close to water.”
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoA man says to his doctor, “I’m a tepee I’m a wigwam, I’m a tepee I’m a wigwam, I’m a tepee I’m a wigwam!” “Relax!” says the doctor, “You’re two tents!”
I’ve always heard it as, “What do you call sex while camping? Fucking in tents.”
Similar to another favorite of mine:
“This coffee is like sex in a canoe, fucking close to water.”
A man says to his doctor, “I’m a tepee I’m a wigwam, I’m a tepee I’m a wigwam, I’m a tepee I’m a wigwam!”
“Relax!” says the doctor, “You’re two tents!”