Naw, egg is just a selfish lover.

So the egg really did come first.

Why does your robot vacuum need a camera feed, and speakers? Who thought that was a good idea? I truly loathe the future.

I’ve always heard it as, “What do you call sex while camping? Fucking in tents.”

Similar to another favorite of mine:

“This coffee is like sex in a canoe, fucking close to water.”

Well they’re gonna be voting in it, so why not?

I’ve heard that he said the film “Parasite” is his favorite movie. Which I couldn’t wrap my head around when I heard that years ago, but as we’ve seen there’s no level of cognitive dissonance too low for Elon.

Imagine having the runs and having to climb a ladder. Nightmare fuel.

“I think a lot of these scripts are written by AI,” Ryan Watson Henderson, the star of Flash Marriage to My Werewolf Husband and My Husband Killed Me and Then I Won the Megaball, says. “There are certain beats in the story that happen, almost to a formula.” He considers this a compelling acting challenge unique to verticals: “I try to bring some of myself to it and hopefully make it as human as I can,” he says."

What a rollercoaster of a paragraph. Are we sure this isn’t The Onion?

The other 91% is in my balls.

I can only read the first paragraph and then it asks me to create an account.

I’ve also heard that.

Pegged eh?

Oh sweet summer child, how innocent. When someone is a multi-millionare/billionaire and they say they own nothing, just a quaint little bunker, they’re lying to you.

“Super Single” lol

Scientist: “What should we name this scary-ass pig?”

But I do love the occasional Toddy and Crank.

I’ve picked up hitchhikers. Hey what are you saying?!

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Brilliant, thank you.

What the fuck’s a movie meal?