“The rats eating our marijuana, they’re all high,” Police Superintendent Anne Kirkpatrick told New Orleans City Council members.
I know the article doesn’t mention it, and maybe rats process cannabis differently than humans, but unless the cannabis was decarboxylated, those rats are not high. Full maybe, but not high.
Tired of polluting their own environment, humans have expanded their pollution efforts to low earth orbit. It would be another 2 years before the human plague started polluting their own solar system and another three before they started polluting federation space. It has been declared, by the council of space fairing entities, that humans must be eradicated.
It has been decided. And I hope you all have your towels.