Never tell me the odds!
Never tell me the odds!
Didnt we just give them a billion?
Millions of peaches…
Is Columbian different from Brazilian? Asking for a friend.
With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti, sure.
I’m her thing. All fair.
My wife. Most days, yes.
Bacteria starts eating through us to get to the microplastics in our body.
Thank goodness. 3 hours of my life I’ll never get back.
Definately a response that a robot would make. Get em, humans!
I usually go with, not the sharpest bowling ball.
Guess i could also go with, his brain is as wrinkled as a bowling ball.
Use the Shaggy defense, “it wasn’t me”. It should work.
What a dam thing to find in the morning.
Fuck 'em kindly
Bro! I need my third yacht. Don’t be selfish.
Nope. It’s not going too far. You go ahead and randomly kiss a coworker or subordinate at your place of work in front of everybody to include customers. Let me know how quickly HR wants you in their office.
Let’s not sugar coat this. It wasn’t a kiss, it was sexual assault. Don’t let these twats get away with this bullshit.
… And a large portion of dust is dead skin cells. Also, during the springtime trees straight up bukake your face and lungs.
Wood this joke have any point to it?