Ben Hur Horse Race

wow

i was just talking about goldfish two days ago

I know a few people w MS also, and one of them went quite off the path. she imagined an entire person and flew internationally to meet them, but to this day we dont know if she flew to europe to do this or just believes she did. severely paranoid as well. all from the MS

no way, cool

yeah, we should cut down all the trees so people (like me) don’t have allergy symptoms /s

the study didnt exclude people with allergies.

if you use sweethome and only look at the top view its as good as a 2d application.

I feel like youre just being fussy here man

can confirm

I actually remind myself this is the worst moment of the day. It gets better and better.

I wake up with rather dark, pessimistic thoughts. They tend to fade toward mid-day.

So, again, I say “this is the literal worst moment of the entire day” (Its very rarely not true)

dont hate your country, hate lawyers.

here’s a quick one: Q: what do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of a river? A: A good start.

and one more for fun

Q: How do you keep a lawyer from drowning? A: Take your foot off their throat

it was utterly macabre

I was horrified when in Germany and the pizza delivery person came into the house and cut it with a pizza cutter in the open box on the table

I agree, moonshine should be spirits if its distilled. However, I saw a …thing from Africa that was effectively a 3 foot long woven basket/funnel thing, you stuffed bananas in it and left it in the sun. the bananas would rot and ferment and what dripped out of the bottom/tip would be somewhat alcoholic from natural yeasts etc.

I wouldnt call that spirits, wine or beer… dats some “other”

it was not, go on

thats hot

jesus…

sure. the “this is mine” thing, though, isn’t perfectly accurate- its more like “this is safe/accepted”

I have a laserjet 1020 and its absolutely flawless

its all of Shrek

das it mayne

getting from my house to my office on my old road bike used to take 45 mins and I’d be sweaty when I got there, and the idea of 45 mins uphill after work used to make me wanna off myself. Since I got an e-assist its 25 mins and I’m like lah de dah meep meep

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water!! It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!!!