Ænima

Long live TOOL!

Hey, I’m you and you’re me! I also just turned 40 in late September. Happy belated birthday, ya old fart!

Kinda hard to cum without an erection, though, right?

There was a show, Human Giant I think it was called, which was like skit comedy. Aziz Ansari (spelling?) was in it. In the skit, he was talking about rollerblading and I lost it when, with a straight face, he said, “the hardest thing about rollerblading is telling your parents’ you’re gay.”

In use Voyager for my daily driver here on this account and Jerboa for my NSFW account.

I love Voyager for the “hide read posts” and the some of the sitting and layout stuff. I like Jerboa for the erections!

I remember this kind of shit when I worked at Caterpillar. I always assumed the requested permission messages just disappeared into the void. Of course, I was IT so my requests were usually asking for more than they’d want their help desk staff to have.

Glad you’re still here with us!

I count 8 lives used. Next hole punch gets a free death.

US government should buy them, not for the data, but the research and disease information. That was the most eye-opening thing about the results. Until I got results, my family had no idea that we carried the CF gene.

That’s all his publicly-traded company was: a way to donate to tRump without visibly donating to tRump. No doubt the new crypto shit is the next grift now that the stock value has tanked.

• Game: The Outer Wilds and DLC
• Book: Goosebumps - Night in Terror Tower
• TV Show: Battlestar Galactica (2003)
• Movie: Requiem for a Dream

I mean, people tattoo with phosphorous (I think it was phosphorous) to get glow in the dark tattoos and that shit’s a carcinogen! People gonna people.

Don’t think I’ve ever picked out harder while taking a shit! 🤘

That would be pretty boss of you. Thanks for being helpful on the past and considering leaving that help available to all!

::6 months later::

Reddit announces users need to log in to view posts and comments

Fffffffffff

On a plus side, maybe, if you choose to delete your comments and posts again, albeit slowly, would be to copy/paste the really useful shit to Lemmy. I say this because one unintended (or not) consequence of these actions is that posts from years ago, explaining the solution to a problem that still pops up now and then, doesn’t have the solution most of the time.

I don’t disagree with the sentiment or actions at all, it just sucks when you find someone having the same issue you are, only to learn it’s on reddit and the solution to said problem was deleted.

But on fries??? 🤔

Came to see if anyone said this. I grew up with that shit and it was fantastic! Nothing compared, not even regular ice cream!

Wonder if the cables replaced by OP were user-made, not commercial cables, that were our together incorrectly.

You joke but I read they may get out of this without issue due to a TOS entry about them not being responsible. They’ll still get dragged from shareholders and the government, but only a handful of large companies may be able to recoup some of those damages from the company itself.

It’s like the Sackler’s and the opioid epidemic from a different industry!

I bet the Onion had an article about Crowdstrike offering the world a pizza party and expired Bed Bath & Beyond coupons to say they’re sorry. Real life might be quicker than satire, it seems!