Kinda feels like moving out of America ought to be covered by my health insurance, really

Honestly it just reminds me of the moral panic over “cock ring Ken.”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earring_Magic_Ken

(also amusing in this context to note that his earring is in his left ear, so I’m not sure even the homophobes were consistent about this)

Oh, cool! I didn’t know about that. I might actually check it out once that’s released.