As a cis male, I’ve exclusively been called “Hun / Hon” by waitresses and gay men.

I’ve not been offended by any of them.

We didn’t do exhaust work

I’d have looked up the blue book value of her car, doubled it, then gave that number and said “plus labor”.

Inconceivable!

Gotta go with the good ol’ “Spike & Ike’s” where you mix in some Extra Hot Tamales.

Cabin in the Woods.

I try to find a person who doesn’t know about it an force them into watching it to watch their reactions. Almost as entertaining as the movie, and the move is great.

Procrastinate for eleven months, panic at the last minute, ask for a do over, fail, then try to learn Rust in 3 days and program a roguelike.

Mooby!

That was my thought process as I was watching it. The mutilated “corpse” was a pretty fucked up thing to do, then the reveal that he was alive made it so much worse than it already was.

There was a Mexican cartel video of a guy they had killed and peeled his face off so it was just bare skull.

As the video continues, the guy rolls over and you see his bare eyeballs moving around… Still alive.

That fucked me up pretty bad, then he reaches up to touch his face & they’d cut off his hands…

I’m never going to Mexico.

I work 3rd shift, the darkness doesn’t bother me. I hate it when it’s daylight when I go to work and daylight when I come home.

When DST flips, I get an extra hour of work and my sleep schedule goes to shit for a week.

He seems fun, did you get his number?

The speed of their windshield wipers.

Don’t eat the crab dip!

The bar of his presidential accomplishments was… Subterranean, so doing the bare minimum that was expected seemed like a major accomplishment.

I live in a blue county of a very red state, so I’m constantly surrounded by conservative nut jobs. It was a difficult decade plus of listening to all of the Obama hate then Trump praising. Bizzarro world was in full effect.

Apologies if I seem at all to be praising His Cheetoship, I wish nothing for him but a very long life in a very small cell, and hopefully the media can recover some sense of integrity.

But he still left without military intervention

He didn’t even accidentally do something right.

Despite his best efforts, he did actually leave office. That was the best thing he did his whole presidency.

Yeah, deleted cause I was wrong… Recently switched to Boost from Jerboa.

Got it. You need a gift card to a lawyer.

According to Trump, He deserves it for what he did to Batman back in '89!