I know someone who adopted a grandmother at some random point in life.

Yeah? I also consider myself mostly straight. Not that unusual, I think.

Godawful clownfuck music and yes I also like that one

The gloop is the international standardized measurement for yoghurt

That’s just a hotdog, no?

… for what purpose?

Weird, but I also kind of want dry spaghetti now.

I’m a millennial, I learned this, and now I just don’t pick up the phone.

It sounds like he is almost able to talk, such speach-like sounds in there!

I’m not moving to Denmark and I’m Dutch but this was an interesting read! Thanks for writing it.

There’s just a general “don’t do absurdly dangerous traffic things” law that regulates that you can’t skateboard on the highway and such. Do people need a law to tell them that they can’t throw themselves into traffic? And does it work?

Right?! A country that’s so prudish and worried about nudity, and yet they observe each other on the toilet? I feel like the whole transgender-bathroom discussion would be mostly gone if they had normal toilets with privacy.

I, too, commit most of my crimes from inside of a public toilet.

I think there may be a misunderstanding. The concept of jaywalking is nuts to me, and many Europeans. The USA has made it illegal to… walk? In the Netherlands, we don’t even have a word for this. It’s just walking. Traffic participation while not in a car.

Big Iron is a song by Marty Robbins, about a criminal named Texas Red, who wore a big iron on his hip.

Found Texas Red.

Why do you give moldy, spoiled food to animals? It can make them sick too.

Yikes. OP is fortunate enough not to live in the USA.

Indeed, and red cats and red hair are orange.

It’s the lolbird